Do you think grannies are innocent creatures who can grumble at you in the worst case? That just means you haven’t met this one! This is no ordinary old lady. Instead of knitting, she has a passion for blowing people’s brains out with her stick. And don’t hope that arthritis will prevent her from running up the stairs in the wink of an eye if she hears you digging through her drawers! If you see her gruesome silhouette at the doorstep, look for a place to hide and pray she doesn’t check for you there!
